Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
Braille dictionary for
sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR
Help wanted, singer for
rock band. Must be female or male.
For sale, Hope Chest, brand
new, half off, long story.
Help wanted, adult or
mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
Lost: small brown poodle. Reward.
Neutered. Like one of the family.
For sale: a quilted high
chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator,
spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Four-posted bed, 101 years
old. Perfect for antique lover.
Wanted: Part-time married
girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Man wanted to work in
dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Christmas sale. Handmade
gifts for the hard-to- find person.
Wanted, man to take care of
cows that does not smoke or drink.
Three-year old teacher
needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted. Widower with
school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must
be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Tired of working for only
$9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 --
$9 per hour.
Our sofa seats the whole
mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
Full sized mattress. 20
year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Nordic Track $300 hardly
used, call Chubby.
Joining nudist colony! Must
sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers
toning salon free coffee and donuts
Found: dirty white dog.
Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
Exercise equipment: Queen
Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8
years old. Hateful little dog.
Free puppies: ½ cocker
spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Free puppies: part German
Shepherd, part stupid dog.
German Shepherd, 85 lbs.
Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Snow Blower for sale…only
used on snowy days.
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We
Haul American-Made Products."
Cows, calves never
bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
Nice Parachute – Never
opened. Used once.
Hummels – Largest selection
ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
1 man, 7 women hot tub.
$850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free
chopsticks.
Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in
box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
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